Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Sodom and Gamorrah

This must be so frustrating for God. He had just wiped out the entire earth for not behaving and now there are more cities afterward that are acting like they run the place. They were acting worse than college kids on spring break in panama city beach that are using their rich parent's money to buy alcohol and experimental drugs. And the people in Sodom and Gamorrah were doing it all the time! So God decided to do just a small scale destruction of humanity instead of the all out one he did last time. However, Abraham caught wind of this plan when three angels showed up in his house to tell him his wife was pregnant. But Abraham didn't think this was right so he reasoned with God and struck a deal that if he could find ten souls that maybe didnt deserve damnation the cities would be saved. No dice. God sent angels into the city to save Lot, Abraham's relative, his wife, and his two daughters and then promptly rained fire on the city from the heavens. Knowing that her old city was being torched from above somehow triggered a feeling of nostalgia from Lots wife and she missed the violence and rape that she used to be able to watch out her from window in the morning with a fresh cup of coffee so she looked back in despair. God saw this and turned her into salt. He wasnt playing around this time. The last thing he wanted was to have to wipe out a section of humanity a third time. 

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