Penis...hehe...*Peneus

Apollo was forced to love Daphne and Daphne was forced not to reciprocate. Her dad's name was Penis. Daphne was not into Apollo, due to the lead arrow shot into her. So she ran away from his grope-y self. Daphne ran down to her father, named Penis' river, and turned herself into a tree so she would not have to get it on with Apollo. I was listening to the Back people morning show this morning, and like usual, they read letters from people who are having relationship problems (usually suspecting cheating) and tell the listeners what they think. This morning's letter was from a woman who loves her husband, but has lost all sex drive, which makes him say (and I quote) that he is "the saddest man on earth" and makes him mope all around everywhere. First of all, what kind of pansy shit is this? He is such a loser. But the advice of the infinitely wise radio hosts was for her to get that checked out. Go to the doctor or do some more exercise or something. So that is what I'd say to Daphne (daughter of Penis).