Thursday, December 12, 2013

Cupid and Psyche

Psyche is apparently such a babe that people pray to her instead of to Venus. Venus is jealous (I would be too if I was a goddess of babes and Psyche was that much hotter than me), so she tells Cupid to shoot her with an arrow to make her fall in love with an ugly guy. But Cupid likes what he sees so he shoots himself with his own arrow to fall in love with her. Psyche's parents wondered why she wasn't married yet so they asked Apollo for advice and he told them to have Psyche go to the top of a hill and wait. She does and then theres a huge mansion and she goes inside and falls in love with the man inside it, but she never sees his face. Then one day she does and she is cast out of the mansion and Cupid is mad. Psyche still wants to get with Cupid so Venus makes her do a ton of dumb, impossible tasks. Then when she passes Cupid and Psyche fall back in love and Psyche becomes immortal.

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