Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Noah and the Flood

God was unhappy with the humans on Earth. He thought that they were all evil so he decided to flood the Earth and kill off all the humans and animals. However, God knew that Noah was a good man so he told him to build an ark and put his family and two of each kind of animal on the boat so that they would be able to live through the flood. It rained for forty days and forty nights. When the flood was over God told Noah to release his family and the animals and multiply and fill the Earth. God also said that he would never flood the Earth again and the rainbow would be a sign of covenant between God and all the animals on Earth.

My favorite animal would have to be the Sea Turtle. They are so adorable and when they are babies they waddle like penguins. Last year I got to see some hatch and crawl to the ocean and it was so cute. Also they are super chill and in Finding Nemo they have really cool accents. So basically, they’re perfect. 

Tower Of Babel

Gods massive flood had worked to perfection. All the sinners had been wiped out, the animals were safe due to Noah's arc, and a new generation of humanity was just now beginning. And this new generation of humanity was even better than expected, they worked together, spoke the same language, and all lived together in a peaceful community. Then they decided to build the Tower of Babel or a stairway to heaven so they could be closer to God in an emotional and physical sense. This did not go over well upstairs. For some reason it just rubbed God the wrong way so he destroyed the people's precious tower, spread them all over the globe and confounded their languages just as icing on the cake. This brings up the question why God would take such wonderful progress and destroy it faster than the death star destroyed Alderaan in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. But who knows... maybe it will be explained in the second coming.

So she's climbing the Stairway to Heaven

I'm starting to notice a trend with these Old Testament stories. That is, God in the Old Testament was kinda a huge asshole. The Old Testament has much more of an Old-Fashioned, traditional mythology kind of feel to it - very wrathful and revenge-oriented and all that good stuff. Probably it didn't fit the needs of people at this time to have a theistic belief centered around a kind deity. The New Testament by contract is much more hopeful and Neotheistic (this is 100% a term I made up) than the Old.

Anyway, this week on God Is a Huge Prick, a group of humans - who are all apparently too smart for their own good - decide to build a city in the land of Shinar. This city was to center around an absurdly tall tower - so, basically it was Dubai, except less ambitious. God, seeing that a people who all spoke the same language could apparently have no other obstacles to building a tower that went all the way into the sky - never mind scarcity or human conflict or anything else - decides the only solution that will protect his long-held monopoly of the sky is to "confound" all the humans, causing them to speak different languages and scatter across the Earth. The town is then renamed Babel, after the website Babelfish, which met all your translation needs before Google Translate was a thing.

How can we find our own "Stairway to heaven?" What even is a stairway to heaven? Is it your favorite classic rock song? An insanely overambitious project of yours that makes your jealous dad throw a fit? Perhaps a stairway to heaven is a struggle or path we must take to reach a state of higher being. If so, I believe mine may well be the struggle to love myself. I realize this might seem contradictory. To many people I probably seem too egotistical, too cocky or too sure of myself. I don't know why this is, perhaps Marina and the Diamonds explain it best in their song "Oh No!" - "I feel like I'm the worst, so I always act like I'm the best." Whatever the appearance may be, I feel thoroughly lacking in any sense of real self-worth - I'll even admit that at times I go so far as to hate myself. The struggle to overcome this internal negativity, in order to live happily and have happy relationships with others, is perhaps the defining struggle of my life so far and one I hope will end in me achieving a higher state of being.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

The Babel Threshold

This is an excerpt from a book that I thought was relevant. The characters are in a town quarantined off by the government to contain a zombie-esque infection.

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Marconi said, "I mentioned my book earlier. The Babel Threshold."
      "Yeah. I said I hadn't read it. I usually wait for the movie."
      "Try to focus, please. Do you understand the significance of the title? You know the Tower of Babel, right? You went to Sunday School?"
      "Yeah, sure. In ancient times everybody on earth spoke the same language, then they decided to build a tower that would reach heaven. Then God cursed everybody on the job site to speak a different language and mess them up."
      "Exactly. 'And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men buildeth. And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do, and now nothing will be restrained from them. Let us go down, and there confound their language.' It's right there in the text, Mr. Wong -- God's motivation in that story is that he was afraid. He limited our ability to communicate because he was afraid that, operating as one, we would challenge His power."
      "Man, I hope you're not about to tell me that all of this shit is a curse from God because we built our buildings too tall. Kind of a flat town to impose that lesson on. You'd think he'd take it to Dubai."
      "No. But there is a parallel. Are you familiar with Dunbar's number?"
      "No."
      "You should, it governs every moment of your waking life. It is our Tower of Babel. The restraint that governs human ambition isn't a lack of a unified language. It's Dunbar's number. Named after a British anthropologist named Robin Dunbar. He studied primate brains, and their behavior in groups. And he found something that will change the way you think about the world. He found that the larger primate's neocortex, the larger communities it formed. It takes a lot of brain to process all of the relationships in a complex society, you see. When primates find themselves in groups larger than what their brains can handle, the system breaks down. Factions form. Wars break out. Now, and do pay attention, because this is crucial -- you can actually look at a primate brain and, knowing nothing else about what species it came from, you can predict how big their tribes are."
      "Does Owen have a watch? Because when you told him fifteen minutes I'm not sure if he's going to take that as a literal fifteen minutes, or..."
      "We'll deal with him in a moment, but I take your point. The salient issue here is that every primate has a number." Marconi gestured to the crowd gathering outside the fence. "Including those primates out there. Including you and I. Based on the size of a human's neocortex, that number is about a hundred and fifty. That's how many other human's we can recognize before we max out our connections. With some variability among individuals, of course. That is out maximum capacity for sympathy."
      I stared at him I said, "Wait, really? Like there's an actual part of our brain that dictates how many people we can tolerate before we start acting like assholes?"
      "Congratulations, now you know the single reason why the world is the way it is. You see the problem right away -- everything we do requires cooperation in groups larger than a hundred and fifty. Governments. Corporations. Society as a whole. And we are physically incapable of handling it. So every moment of the day we urgently try to separate everyone on earth into two groups -- those inside the sphere of sympathy and those outside. Black versus white, liberal versus conservative, Muslim versus Christian, Lakers fan versus Celtics fan. With us, or against us. Infected versus clean.
      "We simplify tens of millions of individuals down into simplistic stereotypes, so that they hold the space of only one in our limited available memory slots. And here is the key -- those who lie outside the circle are not human. We lack the capacity to recognize them as such. This is why you feel worse about your girlfriend cutting her finger than you do about an earthquake in Afghanistan that kills a hundred thousand people. This is what makes genocide possible. This is what makes it possible for a CEO to sign off on a policy that will poison a river in Malaysia and create ten thousand deformed infants. Because of this limitation in the mental hardware, those Malaysians may as well be ants."
      I stared at the crowd outside and rubbed my forehead. "Or monsters."
      "Now you're getting it. It's the same as how the crowd out there doesn't see us as human. The way the rest of the country won't see anyone outside the city limits as human. The way the rest of the world soon won't see anyone in this country as human. The paranoia rippling outward until the whole planet is engulfed. This infection, this parasite that dehumanizes the host but is utterly undetectable, it is perfectly designed to play on this fundamental flaw, this limitation on our hardware. That will be the real infection."
      Marconi emptied his pipe into the bedpan, and pulled out a bag of tobacco.
      "Which brings us back to the Tower of Babel. Humans were always destined to be derailed by this limitation in our ability to cooperate. At some specific point, determined by the overall size of the population on the planet and a host of other factors, we will destroy ourselves. That is the Babel Threshold. The point at which the species-wide exhaustion of human sympathy reaches critical mass."

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That was a excerpt from This Book is Full of Spiders by David Wong.

I am getting a lot a milage out of that passage this week. I brought up Dunbar's number yesterday in macroeconomics while we were talking about Marx's writings, and now this post makes it once again relevant.

I did some research on Dunbar's number, as in I skimmed the Wikipedia page, and it turns out that the number could actually be anywhere from 100 to 230, based off of the statistical error of Dunbar's findings. Regardless, I think the idea is pretty cool and definitely worth discussing.

If I had to pick a second language, it would most likely be Mandarin Chinese because many people, especially in the math/science fields, speak it and it sounds equally badass and ridiculous at the same time, which is cool.

The following picture relates to the book that the above passage was taken from. There is drug in the story called soy sauce that, once taken, allows you to see all sorts of crazy inter-dimensional stuff that is going on in the town. I would definitely recommend the books to anyone wanting a fun read that doesn't take too much brain power to process.

Soy Sauce
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Tower of Babel

In this story of the Bible, the people on Earth after the Great Flood all speak one language. They become arrogant and selfish, wanting to be equals with God himself, so they decide to build a tower in their city that would reach all the way up into Heaven. They try to create a way to reach Heaven without the help of God, so He is obviously pretty angry when He discovers what they are building. As a punishment, he scatters them throughout the world, giving groups different languages so that they can't communicate with each other.

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Okay, so now for my stairway to Heaven. Please close your eyes and picture this for yourself. It's not really a stairway, but rather a nice, shaded river that you would find somewhere in the jungle. There are dogs sitting all along the banks of the river, wagging their tails and barking, telling me that they love me (I can understand them because when I die, I will be able to speak dog). The entire way down the river, Miley Cyrus will be next to me, singing the climb (or we can't stop, I would be cool with whatever) and feeding me fruit roll-ups. I imagine that as I float along, I look back on the different time periods of my life through the narration of Morgan Freeman. I am wearing a green seersucker suit with a white bow tie around my neck, sitting in one of those blow-up chairs with cup holders filled with Naked smoothies. At the end of the river, there's a waterfall, but it's going up instead of falling down, all the way up into the sky for as far as I can see. I reach the waterfall and am gradually lifted up into the air, further and further until I reach the top of the waterfall and see God, who is really Oprah Winfrey. She touches my face and officially welcomes me into Heaven.
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The Tower of Babel

The Tower of Babel, in chapter 11 of the Book of Genesis, relates the events that occurred following the Great Flood. After the Flood, Noah's descendants ventured westward, where they eventually came upon the "land of Shinar." Adjusting themselves to their new surroundings, they happily lived there for some time, that is, until they decided to build a city and a tower "whose top may reach into heaven." They also decided to give themselves a common name "lest [they] be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth." Although the Bible does not explicitly state what this name was, I believe that it may have been "human," or some similar word (but I digress). Thus, it comes to pass that these people build the city and tower, but--rather than delighted with His Creation's success--God is disturbed by their progress. He realized that, as a result of their unison under a common language, these people posed a great threat; He realized that, unless these people were somehow divided, nothing that they sought would be out of their reach. He therefore "confounded their language," thereby preventing them from effectively communicating with each other, and then "scattered them upon the face of all the earth" so as to isolate. By doing this, God ensured that humanity would never again be able to challenge His godly status.

Since I was a child, I have always wanted to learn how to speak German, considering my family is mostly of German descent. Unfortunately, I was forced into taking Spanish classes from an early age, since my middle school did not provide me with the opportunity to take German courses. Nevertheless, after I am finished with high school, I plan on buying a Rosetta Stone program (for German) so that I may be able to learn the German language. Perhaps I will eventually be able to speak German fluently if I dedicate myself to consistent practice.

 
One of the greatest songs of all time by one of the greatest bands of all time, Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" continues to captivate audiences around the world. Although I did not elaborate on my "stairway to heaven," I feel that this blog post would not be complete without this picture.

Tower of Babel

The Tower of Babel is the biblical story of a tower being built. The earth at that time only had one language, so everyone could communicate. The people decided to build a building as tall as they could, almost like a stairway to Heaven. God saw what the people were doing, and realized that these buildings would lead them away from God, so to prevent this, he confused their languages, scattered them throughout earth, and let the city become dilapidated. This way they couldn't build the buildings.
My next language happens to be the language I am learning right now: Spanish. I have been taking Spanish since kindergarten, but I still have trouble with it. I really want to become fluent because Spanish is spoken all over the world and can be very useful, also it would be a waste of time if something didn't come out of all those classes. I want the ability to say that I am bilingual, so I must work harder at this foreign language because I will (hopefully x10000) be fluent one day.


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